Shaving Pubic Hair - Tips For Secret Agents

James Bond was hot on the trail of the notorious femme fatale, Furry Foxx. She had a very valuable document he was ordered to recover: Shaving Pubic Hair Tips.

He decided to stop in at her bordello for a little undercover work. He knew he was in the right place when he noticed that the bordello name had been changed to, "The Smooth Kitty".

He saunters up to the bar and the bartender naturally asks, "What will you have?"

007 replies, "I'll have Martina, shaven, not furred."

After answering with the correct code words, James was led up the stairs into the den of Furry Foxx. A pile of papers and an unfamiliar silver device were lying on her bed.

"So - Furry, we meet again. I couldn't help but notice your new name on the door."

"My dear James, I changed my name to match my new look. My skin is now incredibly soft, smooth, and sensuous. Come see for yourself. Try it, you might like it."

Like so many others, he had never given much thought about how erotic shaving pubic hair could be. He could now think of nothing else. He had to learn her secret shaving pubic hair tips at any cost.

"Sure, that smoothly shaved skin looks fantastic on you, but don't expect me to let you put a sharp razor anywhere near the Crown Jewels."

"Lots of men shave their pubic hair and their partners love them for it. I haven't met a single one yet who wasn't totally ecstatic after shaving his pubic hair.

Let me do it for you, James, it will be the most pleasurable shave you've ever received."

"Okay, but only if you first tell me how you get such a close, smooth shave."

Furry didn't want to give up her secrets, but she desperately wanted to give James a shave he would remember. That's the way it is once you experience shaving pubic hair.

It's extremely pleasurable for both the shaver and the person being shaved.

Furry stretched across the bed and handed James the pile of papers. "I have seven tips for shaving pubic hair. Read and enjoy." Here's what he read:

1. Trim the pubic hairs with scissors or a body hair trimmer.

2. Take a warm shower or bath to open your pores and to moisturize your pubic hair.

3. Spread a generous amount of moisturizing shave cream or lotion wherever you will be shaving pubic hair. Leave it on for 3-5 minutes before you shave to moisturize your skin and pubic hair.

4. Use a new, sharp blade. Do this every single time, no exceptions. Make sure you have another new blade available.

5. Stretch the skin tight with one hand and use slow, long strokes to remove your pubic hair. Shaving your pubic hair in the direction that it grows is easier. Be gentle, especially if it is your first time.

6. If you want an extra soft and smooth pubic area, try this tip. Shaving your pubic hair in the opposite direction to pubic hair growth will give you the closest shave possible.

"I hate to tell you this Furry, but there are only six shaving pubic hair tips on this sheet."

"That's what I love about you, James. You're so observant. The best pubic hair shaving tip is this ..."

James looked on in awe as Furry reached across the bed and held up the silver device in the palm of one hand.

"Wow. I've never seen anything like that before. Not even Q could invent something so small, powerful, and sleek looking."

"I always save the best for last, James. Are you ready for the most sensual, erotic shave of your life?"

Are YOU ready to see the shaver that made James Bond change his name to 007, license to shave?

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